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EUREKA Von MIMS

VOLUME IX

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ABOUT THE AUTHOR

Mr. Eureka Von Mims is one of the most candid sex writers in the United States, telling it ‘like it is’ with extremely graphic but humorous verbiage to reduce the AIDS and unwanted pregnancy problem with proper sex education publications. He was born near Fresno, California in the 1950’s. His startlingly informative style keeps the reader’s interest beyond most authors on any subject. His study of numerous modern and ancient languages opens up many avenues of information that other authors cannot reach. Having a forensics, medical, nature, biology, physics, ecology, lecturer, author of two-dozen books, magazine & newspaper articles, mediator and a religious counseling background has every conversation on the instructive side. He is semi-retired but does counseling by mail and by telephone to those with sexually-related problems. He also acts as a mediator when couples or parents and their teens are at blows to solve problems, though not always sexual in nature. His hobbies are camping, nature hikes, spelunking, walking under waterfalls, and National Park visits. He will respond to any question, conflict or counseling situation by contacting him at his ‘RESEARCH’ publishing address within this book. His credentials are lengthy, however, he values most being an ordained minister in the Universal Life Church. All communications and confessions are totally confidential.

EXTREME SEX EDUCATION

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extreme sex education

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2,222 Sexual definitions

Penile & clitoral smegma Protocols

what egyptians did to virgins

what romans did to boys

“Grab this book, a good flashlight,

and run for the nearest closet

because this is gonna be A great read!”

Your SEX I.Q. just went up 20 points!

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VOL. IX

The TRUE Sources of AIDS

Acquired Immunodeficiency Syndrome, Antiquitous Sexual Trivia,

AIDS Prevention, Condom Tactics, Psychological Ploys Used,

Sexual Phobias That Transmit AIDS, and Phallic Smegma Protocols.

Learn well the following, because it is five years of well-researched information, officially released to the public in the hopes that ‘accurate’ information/opinions may slow down the spread of STD’s & AIDS. It does not matter whether you believe what is written here or not, it is true, it is what it is….a world-wide medical pandemic. This research is ‘fact’ and considered to be of a rather ‘graphic’ adult nature, plus it mentions related psychological scenarios that contribute to the AIDS virus now greatly increasing in the heterosexual community. There should be no sugarcoated answers when talking about AIDS, which kills millions of people EVERY year. This information is on a very advanced ‘open-minded’ level and not intended for minors to read. No one under 18 should ever read this material.

All readers are encouraged to discuss prevention measures with sexually active family members, sexual partners, and even ‘potential’ lovers. As you will read, a major reason for AIDS spreading so fast is because of a lack of communication between sexual partners and misconceptions that inhibit discussion; as you will read - I do not believe in such shyness…. This book has more sexual information in it than any other book ever written…you were warned….

The following also contains hundreds of rare English & Latin sex terms that might liven up your reading. This document DECLARES WAR on stupidity, ignorance, and avoiding talking about the human body. It contains the real truth about AIDS and information that could save your life.

It is with enormous reluctance that this author places such a plethora of sexual verbiage and related trivia within the propinquities of one tome, but today’s sexual edification is so pitifully shamed into silence by prudish mentalities that it MUST stop now in order to stop AIDS! Though all human embryos start out as females, slightly more than half then develop into males purely as a subspecies solely propagated by evolution to fertilize the female once she has matured in order to complete the mating cycle and continuation of the species. Unlike other forms of life on earth, humanoid males tend to take over dominance of the species we call Homo sapien, albeit frothing with shameful aggressions towards it’s females; the male knowing little, the female usually knowing even less about what causes AIDS.

No matter who you are, your educational background, your beliefs, or your life experiences; you are about to learn some rather graphic things that you never even thought possible, because….

Buckle your seatbelt.

Fasten your tray in the up-right position.

Prepare for takeoff.

This is a confidential sexual report.

No peanuts will be served on this

‘out-of-the-box’ flight….

You’ll be lucky if you get out of this one alive!

WARNING: Contains graphic information. If you have never had sexual intercourse it could be downright frightening! It is the whole truth and nothing but the truth and we may all die from it if we do not start listening and practicing what we preach to others, yet ignore ourselves.

Keep in mind that sexual trivia and obsolete Latin verbiage has been added to inform you and to keep this depressing subject an educational experience….

If you offend easily – stop reading now,

Otherwise, let’s get on with reality,

like YOU HAVE never read before!!!

Some items will be repeated because certain ANATOMICAL nerves/muscles overlap into other areas and new words/terms/theories will be added or more THOROUGHLY explained.

“I tried to warn you - - - last chance - - -

Let’s begin”….

PLEASE NOTE: that when I use a forward slash / or for you older readers - a virgule mark or for the really old typists - a solidus slash (as in seen/extracted). I am indicating the word before and after has two different thought directions, as I am writing on different plains of discussion, i.e.: young/old, educated/not so educated, doctor/laymen, teacher/student, parent/babysitter, and theory/reality. This is a very meticulous report in that I have added bits of absurdity and humor so that it does not get too depressing/mind-numbing, depending on your approach/viewpoint. The trivia is designed to break up a constant flow of negative information to the brain, causing a negative flow of harmful chemicals out of the brain (a chemical induced depression), plus some of the related trivia are answers to those nagging questions that you were afraid to ask anyone else….

This is a ‘SPATIAL mentality report’ (which may be a group submission or from a single person, as is this paper), in which you will be crying one minute and laughing at the stupidity of humans on this planet the next. This shuffled verbiage is on purpose so that you do not get too depressed while reading such grim details and stop reading. I apologize in advance for offending anyone’s beliefs/convictions. If you have never before read a special mentality MILT report (multi-intelligence-level-transcript), this should be a treat for U. No matter what line of work you are in, your life is about to change from the information that you are about to consume. I am proud of that fact and at the same time I apologize for offending those that cannot understand and get hostile over what they read. You will notice some rather long sentences along the way, but that is what a MILT report is, long strings of detailed thoughts…. There are four guarantees in life. 1.) Taxes 2.) Death 3.) You will learn some fascinating things in this report 4.) You’ll catch yourself taking notes…. AGAIN, if you are easily offended by sexual content or do not have an open mind about the realities of life, put this report down and run for the nearest door!, because AIDS ain’t pretty. Period!

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LAST WARNING

THIS IS NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART OR ANYONE UNDER 18!

Too late - here we go.

Welcome to my world….

Eureka Von Mims, MSE

Master Sexologist Extraordinaire

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The theory put forth that what we now know as AIDS originated from rhesus monkeys that ate ‘dead’ African wild cats (lions, tigers), and a new form of feline virus was created (or the feline’s blood got into an open wound on the monkey, or vice-versa), still stands. Then, African tribesmen either ate and/or had sex with these tainted wild monkeys (called zooerastia), for which a few villagers have admitted such intimacies, and they gained the deadly new viral strain, passing it on through human sexual partners. Man’s most deadly enemy – the AIDS virus – is now here to stay! Now that this unholy cross-strain has been created ‘against nature’ by crossing from animal to human, it has the nasty habit of slightly altering its own genetic makeup as it does so, making stopping it a nightmare because of its fauna/mammal-leaping (feline to monkey to human) DNA alteration as it goes, retaining a slight viral genetic alteration from human to human. Today’s rhesus monkey, lions, and tigers seem to be immune to the virus due to millions of years of evolution. Man does not have the time to build up such an ‘epic time-based immunity’ because unlike animals that were wiped out and other continents replenished the animal depletion over the eons, man has advanced travel mobility and can populate (contaminate) the entire planet and kill off an entire race (i.e.: Homo sapiens), before the needed thousands of generations can pass to develop a natural immunity like the rhesus monkey has developed over the millennia.

This can be related to the Spaniards wiping out the Aztecs (approximately 1521 AD) with ‘their’ common-cold virus (and a few sword fights), which was not at all common to the isolated Aztecs. No wonder they called Fernando Cortez, ‘Itisheuggglyoness,’ (the ugly one). No, the three G’s in a row are not a typo, many of our own English words have three letters together, but unless you’re a connoisseur of trivia you know none of them. Concentrate on the word Itisheuggglyoness, and notice that ‘ugly one’ can easily be seen/extracted from its spelling. Did you think that we received all of our English language from Europe?) To us, the common cold is simply a runny nose and watery eyes because of thousands of generations of evolutionary immunities that has built up against it getting any worse.

To the Aztecs, a new strain of virus was death….but will we learn from history?

The modern-day word ‘testicle’ is said to come from the Aztec word for the pit of an avocado (ahuacatle), which remarkably resembles the testes (but not the true source of the word). They also had a favorite bean that they grew the first huge crops of, called chicalote, and who doesn’t like today’s chocolate? That bit of trivia, their art work, bits and pieces of the language, and temples, are all that is left of their civilization (plus, their DNA is in some of us). Will our New York sky scrapers be all that is left 100 years from now as a testament to our ignoring what we now know and do not stop from happening? Now we combine AIDS very peculiar origination (feline to monkey to human within the last 50 years), and man’s ability to fly around the world in a day, spreading the AIDS virus at every tourist destination, and what do you have? Death! Logic would say that it should be possible to extract the AIDS viral immune qualities that must be present in the rhesus monkey’s blood, but that would be stating it far tooooo simply. Now that AIDS is on every continent, killing one human every five seconds, let us look deeper….

With the AIDS virus gaining a stronghold within the blood and fluids of the human body, i.e.: blood, urine, sputum, vomit, nasal secretions, tears, vaginal secretions, semen, feces, and some say sweat, this ‘ever-changing uncontrolled’ virus is passed on to another through a fresh wound, mouth sores, tear ducts, dirty drug needles, unsuspecting medical personnel, police, fireman, morgue employees, barbers dealing with occasional cuts, etc., but it is mostly spread by AIDS-contaminated-semen entering a microscopic cut caused by intercourse with an unsuspecting victim (oral, vaginal, or especially anal). Anal tears being more prevalent than vaginal (typically having less lubrication), the homosexual communities on numerous continents (plus passing it to heterosexuals), now find 40,000,000 humans on the third planet from our sun with the AIDS virus (also: acquired immune deficiency syndrome). If percentage statistics on the spread of AIDS holds true, we’re in deep…. The human birth rate on this terrestrial planet averages at least three viable fetus’ born every second, or 60²x 24 x 365 x 3 = 94,608,000+ births per year (low estimate), and climbing much faster on the Asian continent. This percentage could soon be surpassed by an exponential AIDS^I factor (with a sarcastic superscript capitol ‘I’ for ignorance) and literally create a declining earth population (now at 6,450,000,000+, China alone at 1,320,000) if AIDS patients are not separated from the healthy population (as some propose through lack of knowledge of how it is spread come to think). Even if we could snap our fingers and have no more AIDS, because of the exploding Asian population, the Chinese government ‘will’ soon start a war to purposely decrease their food demands by trying to take over the now weakened Russian landscape. (China used to sell the United States their excess rice, now they buy from the world market for their starving.) If population stats do not change, and with no increase in fertile land, our earth will no longer be able to feed its human population within 25 years. Period! Hydroponics and sea crops (mostly kelp) would not even feed a small country on our planet at the moment! The only good thing about China attacking Russian soil will be that they will not use thermo nuclear devices because that would contaminate the soil for generations…. The population of earth will be 9,000,000,000 by 2050, and far too many to feed by any known source of mankind…. It’s ‘when’ not ‘if’ we have a ‘Western Pacific War’ (China v. Russia, so say the doomsayers.) ***Getting sexually aroused from playing with feces is coprolagnia, verses eating it is coprophagy, verses making drawings involving feces is coprography. If you cannot spell these words - stop playing in the toilet!

Verbal social sexual taboos impede the information-process of this mostly sexually transmitted disease out of chaste ignorance, a lack of parent/child sex talks, teenage ‘nothing can hurt me’ mentality, raw seminal fluid being ejaculated into the vagina (without a condom), propinquitous medical procedures, desperate drug addicts, accidental contact, AIDS mothers giving birth to AIDS baby’s, and a lack of funds for mass-media education (especially in desolate areas [Asian/African continents being the worst]).

A fresh wound, blood transfusion, bodily fluids splashed on medical workers, or a new-borne receiving the virus from its mother’s umbilical cord or from nursing (the umbilical cord nor breast-milk production can filter out the virus), infants being the unfortunate casualties of this silent pandemic plague. A phenomenon of birthing AIDS-tainted babies (through placenta blood or touching the birth canal or vagina as it comes out), is that a few somehow shake off the AIDS virus in a year or two, totally annihilating it! The infant’s new spinal fluid is being hinted at but ‘that’ might be from fetal cell researchers that want the law changed to do more human research…. Since the AIDS virus is easily passed on to another within a few months (which can then stay dormant for 10 to 15 years), and it alters itself with each DNA ‘jump,’ and a virus not being able to be isolated and stopped without years of research for each individual ‘genetic jump,’ AIDS will NEVER be stopped without proper biohazard and safe-sex information being followed, not just told to third-world villagers who pass it right back to first-world tourists. Again, AIDS will NEVER be stopped because sex is tooooo much of a commodity of instant human gratification to let ‘ceasing to function’ get in the way…. ***The breast is a perfect milking machine when in full operation. Before puberty, male or female, it is called mastunculi, after puberty, when it develops and becomes beautiful to most males it is callicolpia, but to the female herself it is callimastian (a female possessing beautiful breasts). When her breasts bounce as she walks it is mammaquatia, and when they bounce and rub on the sweater causing them to go erect it is thelorthia, and the young boy in a classroom that stares at his teacher’s breasts, having sexual thoughts or erections because of them it is mastophrenia (which is why he doesn’t always want to go to the blackboard….).

Let’s take a closer look at why this virus may soon take over our planet. Even with a high octane cocktail of chemo/chemical treatments ‘afterwards’, once it is within the blood….eventually, always, a 100% mortality rate envelops a Homo sapien’s then non-existent immune system (with new-borne AIDS infants being the only known exception to occasionally defeat it [new-bornes having newly-formed stem cells]). We literally spend billions of dollars each and every year to make safer cars, planes, streets, homes, factories, hospitals, and we even put locks on our gun triggers to prevent accidents; but talk (for free) to your teen about ‘safe sex,’ and save their life….no-way Jose! The American family will spend a million dollars on a home to live in style and impress the neighbors, but put a few $1 condoms in the kitchen drawer for a teen to use (because they’re tooooo embarrassed to go to the drug store) that might just save their life, what, are U nuts? The social taboos on sex seem to be enforced by being ‘closed-minded’ so as to not be embarrassed, rather than risk talking about an uncomfortable subject and embarrass the parent because their teen might know more than they do about sex (usually untrue [or the teen would not exist] but better safe than embarrassed, so the plague continues an unchecked growth). Let’s look at where this runaway death train started….

1976 – Ebola River epidemic wipes out an entire small village. No answers were found. For the first time suspicions are theorized that something could actually wipe out an area and not be stopped, not even be isolated for future research! The bodies were burned by Dr. Don Francis; the thought of a modern day disaster put on a mental back shelf (ignoring the potential death of millions of humans, like the potato famine of old Europe); life moved on.

1977 – Copenhagen, first case of something new that could not be categorized within a modern city.

1978 – Another case, uncategorizable.

1980 – Democratic convention talks about it, dropped. Late that year UCLA patient comes down with it, doctors stumped again. They had no answers for something that destroyed all the human body’s T-cells.

1981, July – CDC reports are 26 unexplained deaths (years later they would be attributed to AIDS).

1981, September – CDC reports rise to 151 deaths in 14 states; no known treatment, resulting in 100% mortality rate.

1981, October – San Francisco gay parade for rights, CDC reports 160 deaths, no funds for electron microscope to isolate virus. Doctor watches another doctor playing Pac Man and visualizes it as the T-cells being eaten up by an unknown virus, stimulating his curiosity even more to find a cure. Hepatitis B causes cancer of the liver. Discovery of feline leukemia very similar to symptoms.

1982 – CDC reports 285 cases, 175 deaths. French/Canadian male steward found to spread the virus to 1,000’s of male partners. He would later be found to be patient ‘ZERO’ for the European/United States connection.

1982 – CDC concludes that it is caused by sexual contact, but due to its ‘sexual’ connotation it was avoided in many political circles (which means that it was ignored financially).

1982, October – San Francisco, doctors ask bathhouses to close because of the runaway homosexual contacts traditionally found there; voted down.

1983, January 4^th – CDC reports 951 cases, 640 deaths, first called AIDS at a medical convention (voted on by doctors present, passed).

1983, March 1^st - Dead AIDS patient autopsy, lymph gland biopsy sent to Pasteur Institute, France. At a follow-up meeting doctors try to stop gays from donating blood; failing because it would cause a blood shortage, failed because other ‘sensitive’ groups thought that they might later be included in such medical discrimination strategies.

1983 – Rich lady receives a 20-unit blood transfusion and gets AIDS from one of the donors. She is asked for money to support research into stopping AIDS, she does.

1983, October – AIDS virus successfully separated in France after repeated experiments with biopsied tissue.

1984, April 4^th – Private announcement of success in isolating virus.

1984, April 23^rd, Public announcement; credit goes to Dr. Don Francis (U.S.), Pasture Institute (France), and Dr. Gable (U.S.)

1985 – CDC reports 8,408 cases, 6,305 deaths.

1985, November – San Francisco, candlelight parade for AIDS deaths.

1985 – For the first time viral blood tests are done on donated blood. It had been voted down in the past because of expense (even though they knew that something hazardous in the blood was being passed on to patients in transfusion).

1985 – San Francisco bath houses are finely closed.

1993 – CDC reports 315,390 cases, 194,344 deaths. (Some CDC stats were taken / verified from the HBO documentary, “And the Band Played On,” an excellent and accurate source that all ‘sexually active’ adults should watch).

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